incorrect-ouranhostclub:

Tamaki: I’ve made Haruhi the best host in our club, you should thank me
Kyoya: You fucked up a perfectly good human is what you did. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.

At a slumber party

Girl: OMG! so guys who are your crushes

Me: well....

Close friends: uh oh

Me: so i have four.

Girl: oh really!

Me: number 1, really intelligent guy, he's British, he has a flat mate. He solves crimes for a living.

Girl: what..?

Close friends: oh god

Me: number two, he's a frost giant, comes from Jotunheim. He has dad issues and wants to become ruler of this place called Asgard. He's good really good hair.

Girl: ....

Close friends: this is not good

Me: three and four are Japanese guys. Ones this really rich dude, his dad owns hospitals. He's kind of an asshole, but he cares about people. Oh and number four, he's smart. But he can't swim any other stroke then Butterfly. But still, he is really smart.

Girl: .................

Close friends: *face palms*

hey-imback:

Yesterday was national pancake day and today is international women’s day and I think that’s such a beautiful thing bc I love eating both

(via pastaboner)


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